Optimism

After a big, nice glass of Spanish red and some yogic breathing, i came up with some reasons why this job isn't so bad:

1. They promise to move me to an office next summer that isn't 900 degrees and doesn't smell like a stale, old piece of toast.

2. I can work independently (sometimes from my home). If i do come to the office, i can wear my headphones the whole time. There are hardly any meetings.

3. My boss seems really nice.

4. They have lots of free food in the office (including popsicles and string cheese).

5. My commute is 6 minutes on foot.

Bigggggg Deeeeeeep Breeaaaaath.